Someone finally wants Barry Bonds and they offered him a job where he doen't have to use steroids. The Lake Elsinore Storm, a Padres Single-A affiliate invited Barry Bonds to work in their media relations department. He will take a a slight pay cut (from $19.3 million), get full use of baseball facilities, expanded cubicle space with a baralounger and plasma TV. General Manager, Chris Jones: "We just think the way he has handled the media with such grace over the years that he would be a perfect fit in our media relations department." He has not accepted or rejected this job yet.
